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Posting whatever I want. I'm just a black cosplayer who likes Homestuck and has no life.

virginpornographer:

MY ANACONDA DON’T…

ft. dREIk

siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

What’s this? A shitty last-minute Team Rocket cosplay??? Now where the hell did this come from…JessieJamesThe Meowth doesn’t have a tumblr.

What’s this? A shitty last-minute Team Rocket cosplay??? Now where the hell did this come from…

Jessie

James

The Meowth doesn’t have a tumblr.

yoozuhbish:

adirtylilsecret:

looneytoonz242:

Looool Niles killed me

His reads were EPIC

READ HA

yoozuhbish:

adirtylilsecret:

looneytoonz242:

Looool Niles killed me

His reads were EPIC

READ HA

2-shane-s:

but can you fuck it?

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

Anonymous said: you in handcuffs please

bondagestuck:

lalupine:

fucking slay me